Forgetting to Wear Pants

Because you look ridiculous..

Dear Ladies of the World,

It is not cute, hot, sexy, or classy to forget to wear pants when it's cold out. In fact the words that I would choose to use are: desperate, slutty, stupid and cold!

Now don't get me wrong, the right kind of skirt or dress during the winter can be cute, but 9 times out of ten

So ladies of the world, when the temperatures drop below 0, let's not forget to put our pants on.

Pot Stirrers

Because we cannot stand those people that intentionally cause problems..

Now don't get us wrong, we love good gossip and a cat fight is always fun to see, but those people that intentionally try to wreck havoc wherever they walk need to be sedated.

People that live off of late night fights, bar star antics, screaming fits and waking up in a stranger's bed should be sent to their own island. Drama can add some zest into your life but when it seems to be second nature for a person, well, those people have just got to go.

So ladies and gentlemen, pot stirrers of the world, if you need some drama in your life we suggest watching Jersey Shore.  

People like you would fit in there well. 

Princesses

Because we can’t stand brats.

Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?

And yes, we’re talking to you; the little princesses who claim to be adults but acts like children. The girls who demand to be the epicenter of the universe, who won’t take no for an answer, the girls who take and take and never give, the selfish girls. The ones who don’t appreciate a good friend or say  “I’m sorry” when they’re clearly in the wrong. The ones who abuse those who love them most and never grow up.

We most definitely cannot stand brats.

Boys, Boys, Boys,

Because.....I'm sorry, does it look like I asked you to talk to me?

To all the douchebags out there:

No, I do not want my ass grabbed nor do I want to hear about how much you want to be "up on me." If I want you, you'll know. 

So why don't you take your spikey hair, too tight shirt and orange skin and get "up out of here." We're not looking for a ride on your carrot stick.

Thanks.

Missing

Because I am here and you are there...

and

and I don't like it.

Being Real

Because we do not always delight in the happiness of others..

It's good to be happy, we are happy people. But over-expressing happiness/peppiness/ whathaveyou has quite the opposite effect on us, the full-time students of the world with just enough energy to get  through the Monday to Friday grind.

As much as we would love to indulge you in your
mindless, post-weekend drivel,

we suggest you save it for your blog :)

Taking Advantage

Because we will not feel bad about moving ahead of you in a line if you are taking fish/pouty/multiple pictures in said line.

 

We will also take the extra candy that comes out of the candy machine,

the gratis entry to the gym,

the family discount,

the free drinks

etc.

without feeling guilty.