Tuesday, 17 January 2012

Forgetting to Wear Pants

Because you look ridiculous..

Dear Ladies of the World,

It is not cute, hot, sexy, or classy to forget to wear pants when it's cold out. In fact the words that I would choose to use are: desperate, slutty, stupid and cold!

Now don't get me wrong, the right kind of skirt or dress during the winter can be cute, but 9 times out of ten

So ladies of the world, when the temperatures drop below 0, let's not forget to put our pants on.



Monday, 16 January 2012

Pot Stirrers

Because we cannot stand those people that intentionally cause problems..

Now don't get us wrong, we love good gossip and a cat fight is always fun to see, but those people that intentionally try to wreck havoc wherever they walk need to be sedated.



People that live off of late night fights, bar star antics, screaming fits and waking up in a stranger's bed should be sent to their own island. Drama can add some zest into your life but when it seems to be second nature for a person, well, those people have just got to go.

So ladies and gentlemen, pot stirrers of the world, if you need some drama in your life we suggest watching Jersey Shore.  

People like you would fit in there well.