Princesses

Because we can’t stand brats.

Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?

And yes, we’re talking to you; the little princesses who claim to be adults but acts like children. The girls who demand to be the epicenter of the universe, who won’t take no for an answer, the girls who take and take and never give, the selfish girls. The ones who don’t appreciate a good friend or say  “I’m sorry” when they’re clearly in the wrong. The ones who abuse those who love them most and never grow up.

We most definitely cannot stand brats.

Boys, Boys, Boys,

Because.....I'm sorry, does it look like I asked you to talk to me?

To all the douchebags out there:

No, I do not want my ass grabbed nor do I want to hear about how much you want to be "up on me." If I want you, you'll know. 

So why don't you take your spikey hair, too tight shirt and orange skin and get "up out of here." We're not looking for a ride on your carrot stick.

Thanks.

Missing

Because I am here and you are there...

and

and I don't like it.

Being Real

Because we do not always delight in the happiness of others..

It's good to be happy, we are happy people. But over-expressing happiness/peppiness/ whathaveyou has quite the opposite effect on us, the full-time students of the world with just enough energy to get  through the Monday to Friday grind.

As much as we would love to indulge you in your
mindless, post-weekend drivel,

we suggest you save it for your blog :)

Taking Advantage

Because we will not feel bad about moving ahead of you in a line if you are taking fish/pouty/multiple pictures in said line.

 

We will also take the extra candy that comes out of the candy machine,

the gratis entry to the gym,

the family discount,

the free drinks

etc.

without feeling guilty.

Grammar

Because "minor" mistakes still make you look like an idiot..

 

That is all.

Slow Moving People

Because we have places to go..

You may have noticed this phenomenon whether you're at the mall, a crowded school hallway, or just walking down the street; there will invariably be a lot of people who do not seem to be in a hurry to do much of anything. Worse than this is when you encounter the one or two people who are in front of you and happen to somehow anticipate your every step so that you can't move around them or past them, but are stuck following them in an awkward shuffle.

Now, the worst among all these offenders are slow moving asian girls.

Often travelling in packs, they have 3 tendencies that make them the worst people to ever find yourselves behind:

1. They are too busy chattering with their friends either next to them or on their phones to notice anyone else who may need to get by, and therefore move at an even slower and more distracted pace

2. Despite not being in any sort of rush to get anywhere, they will often make sudden or unexpected steps which will further divert you from your path

3.They have a sense for where you will want to make your next move to get around them and will take every subconscious opportunity to block you.

Worst Case Scenario.

So when you find yourself in this situation, make sure you break out those ninja crowd-parting skills,

or you're never going to get anywhere, at least, on time.



Dignity

Because we believe that people in too-tight, tummy-baring clothing should have to pass a test before leaving their home.

There is something to be said for public and social decency these days.


A little descretion, anyone?

Dressing should not only reflect your own self respect,
but also not offend the eyes of others around you.

That being said, most people do dresss themselves with dignity,
but the few exceptions who do not, should take note immediately;
clothes that FIT are the most flattering
Fitting does not mean showcasing every outline/area/shape of your body.
Skin tight is not a good look, people!

Let's do both of us a favour, and bring you over to the decent side.
Ah, that's better.

Honesty

Because we believe honesty is the best policy even if it's brutal truth:

"Honey, that gives you a muffin top."
"When you wear that it screams whorehouse."

"Sorry, I was seeing multiple people, didn't you know?"