Slow Moving People

Because we have places to go..

You may have noticed this phenomenon whether you're at the mall, a crowded school hallway, or just walking down the street; there will invariably be a lot of people who do not seem to be in a hurry to do much of anything. Worse than this is when you encounter the one or two people who are in front of you and happen to somehow anticipate your every step so that you can't move around them or past them, but are stuck following them in an awkward shuffle.

Now, the worst among all these offenders are slow moving asian girls.

Often travelling in packs, they have 3 tendencies that make them the worst people to ever find yourselves behind:

1. They are too busy chattering with their friends either next to them or on their phones to notice anyone else who may need to get by, and therefore move at an even slower and more distracted pace

2. Despite not being in any sort of rush to get anywhere, they will often make sudden or unexpected steps which will further divert you from your path

3.They have a sense for where you will want to make your next move to get around them and will take every subconscious opportunity to block you.

Worst Case Scenario.

So when you find yourself in this situation, make sure you break out those ninja crowd-parting skills,

or you're never going to get anywhere, at least, on time.